February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Just a thought.
I wish I didn’t feel like there’s so much more distance between us. But I can’t even think of anything else.
I just wish I could be distracted like you always are…..
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i think irene adler is honestly one of the best...
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‘Everyone knows the story of the rock-star and his punk-rock princess. Everyone knows that the rock-star finds himself a new princess in every kingdom he visits. Its common knowledge. There is no happy ending for the princess. There are just too many fair maidens out there. Band dudes are no good, I’ve learned this from experience, and I’m pretty sure your mothers would tell you the same....
